artistformerlyknownsandmandaddy:

cinniharpy:

Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

wintermutal:

just saw a trash can in the trash compactor. saturn devouring his son

papatulus:

personsonable:

papatulus:

personsonable:

H-hey man could you, maybe, like, turn it down a little

oh. yeah. sure. sorry about that

btw i am ur god now

awesome, thanks man. My god, huh? Works for me!

armsocks:

i love shinigami eyes

foulserpent:

foulserpent:

wild and really disturbing how hard it is to get people to accept they dont ‘need’ to wear makeup to exist in public. like, you say that and the response will be “yeah! you dont need to have an hour long routine quick and sloppy makeup looks good too” and youre like, no, you actually dont need to wear it at all and the response is like “yeah! honestly all you need is foundation and eyeliner you dont need all that extra stuff” into infinity

eventually someone says ‘youre just jealous bc your wings are sloppy’

lizardsister:

communist arby’s: we have the means

scavengedluxury:

topherchris:

dankmemeuniversity:

kragetand:

the bird flu? yeah they tend to do that.